report of suspicious packages are common across the United States . Police take all report seriously — as they should — and they see into every remote-controlled briefcase or wayward box . More often than not , abandon gym bags just hoist up being lost gymnasium bags . Here are 15 fair late funny package report from alert citizens that became great story to share at the local precinct .
1 . Like a rockOn September 5 , a suspicious parcel in Montana turn out to be a bunch of canal tape around abrick of Styrofoam .
2 . Beans , pleaseAlso on September 5 , a shady package in Utah turn out to be a cardboard tubefilled with dried beans .
3 . count at the box . Now back at me .
On August 31 , a shady parcel in Pennsylvania turn out to be a cooler with a stick ofOld Spice deodorantin it .
4 . rock outOn August 9 , a suspicious package in Massachusetts turned out to bea cassette playerand some wires .
5 . Kick one backOn August 3 , a funny package in Tennessee turned out to befour unopened throne of Budweiser .
6 . Play it againAlso on August 3 , a suspicious package in Maryland turn out to bean accordion .
7 . Darkness fallsAlsoon August 3 , a shady package in Michigan turned out to be apaper sky lantern .
8 . Where ’s the beef?On July 30 , a suspicious package in Ohio turned out to be abox full of icky kernel .
9 . Sit . Stay . On July 24 , a suspicious bundle in Missouri turn out to be adog tracking taking into custody battery charger .
10 . Boogie flightsOn July 17 , a funny package in California turn out to bethe world ’s largest penis .
11 . A bug ’s lifeOn July 12 , a suspect package in Vermont turned out to be someharmless dead germ .
12 . Schrödinger!Also on July 12 , a suspicious package in Alabama turned out to bea cat in a box .
13 . Hello , DollyOn July 2 , a wary package in Connecticut turned out to bea wooden dollwrapped in duct tape .
14 . Match gameOn June 26 , a suspicious package in Illinois turned out to besmashed matchesin an envelope .
15 . Thirst firstOn June 20 , a suspicious packet in South Carolina call on out to bea bottleful envelop in tape .
