Smartwatches and fart apps are fundamentally a match made in heaven : a remotely - triggered Whoopee cushion , essentially . But Apple discord : putrid , fart - base clowning goes against the advanced , graceful double it ’s promote for The Watch .
Apple ’s dislike for fart apps was disclosed through its rejection of the ( creatively named)Fart Watchapp , which did exactly what it says on the cannister . But the submission was rejected with this blunt notice from Apple , asCult of Macreports :
2.11 – Apps that duplicate Apps already in the App Store may be rejected , particularly if there are many of them , such as fart , burp , torch , and Kama Sutra Apps
8.1 – Apps must abide by with all terms and conditions explain in the Guidelines for Using Apple Trademarks and Copyrights and the Apple Trademark List
2.11 Details
We noticed that your Apple Watch app is principally a fart app . We do not take fart apps on Apple Watch .
It ’s probably just a matter of time until someone jailbreaks the Watch , and sideloading galore can begin . But until that momentous day arrives , you ’re just going to have to hang onto your Whoopee shock absorber . [ craze of Mac ]
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