[ UPDATED : Nipple Shot by Infoweek ] You get it on that cat who ’s first in line at the 5th Ave Apple Store ? Greg Packer ? Turns out he ’s no Apple fanboy . No , he ’s anobsessive linesitter . He was the first person to see Ground Zero when the consider chopine opened , the first to bless the condolence account book at the British consulate when Princess Diana died , and the first in line to greet President George W. Bush after his inauguration . Hell , the guy waited in ancestry for eight hour to fill Brandy . Brandy !
What in the pit ? Waiting in line nightlong sucks , but this guy has made it his personal mission to be the first to do whatever shite there is that people are willing to wait for . Will he even get an iPhone ? Does he care about the iPhone at all ? Does he know what an iPhone is ? It seems like he just likes the aid and seeing his name quoted in papers who do n’t agnize that he is n’t a real fan of whatever consequence is being cover . The dandy has his ownWikipedia entryfor crissakes , and it ’s huge .
And Greg , buddy , get along on . If you ’re going to gun for aid , at least make yourself look respectable . You slept on the street with no shirt on last dark . No shirt . We ’ve seen some grainy photographic grounds , but we ’re attend for some nice , stomach - turning , high - Ra shots . Who ’s catch ’em ? My email destination is on the left . lease ’s make this happen .
Thanks to everyone who post this in !
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