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Check it out ! The top three finishers of the US Grand Prix in Austin . I have n’t seen this photo anywhere else . ( Except on TV , which is where I capture it from . I care to take pictorial matter of the telecasting . I call back it ’s gon na be a thing soon . ) You know what I do see ? At least a dozen brands , prominently displayed : Pirelli , Verizon , Red Bull , Infiniti , etc . One of those potbelly must surely be in the market for some grassroots selling . sin , you could peradventure even trade this to theFIA — might be a nonprofit , but it ’s got TONS of money , and Bernie ’s serious about getting a foothold in the US . $ 33,651
Samand I were shoot the breeze SF when the Giants acquire the world series , and you know what we did ? We rioted with the repose of the townsfolk . The spirit was that contractable . It was beautiful . Here is Sam , illicitly setting off some illegal pyrotechny . Maybe the Giants organization would care to ante up $ 5,000 for this howling piece of music of art ? Yes , I think it would .
That ’s Tucker . Mostly we call him Tuckie because look at that face ! He ’s 11 . He should be a spokesmodel for something . Like Clairol . Or a rug - pick company , because when he got up from this fiddling don’t - call - it - a - bozo nap , there was a foul - smelling sloshed spot on the rug . One milllllllion dollars .
Did you know there were fools out there who used not one , but TWOSous Vide Supremesto cook their Thanksgiving dinner . I knew that , because I am one of them . Sous Vide has fall off the radar a bit ever since Top Chef started sucking so hard , so possibly the company would wish to ante up $ 17,111 for this artful shot . ( Turkey was awful , btw . )
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This summertime I was in Northern California on holiday , and I lease a motorcycle fromDubbeljuso I could drop a day cruise around some of my favorite twisties . Epic time , and just look at this shot ! The sky in the mirrors ! The filter ! I think it was lo - fi ! If you betray to Dubbelju , have a heart — that ’s a minuscule business . Maybe a grand ? If you sell to Triumph , however , you could well clear 30 big on this one .
Whoa , that ’s a strong bike lock ! Is it aKryptonite ? I do n’t love , but honestly , Kev ( can I call you Kev ? No ? OK , my bad ) you ca n’t see shit in this photo . I call back I claim it in HDR , then arrive at it withCamera+‘s clarity filter , then like Valencia or something . You could scrutinize this with a microscope and not get a definitive answer about what lock this is . So check it out : Let ’s just say it ’s a Kryptonite lock , and trade the photo to those jokers for like $ 22,998.76 .
You know what market Bernzomatic really ask to strike up ? Pussies . Like me . I use my flashlight ( the one with the sissy triggerthat costs more ) to crease up my hipster meat products . Other well - heeled weaklings can do so as well — but only if a certain torch - maker shows them how . $ ky ’s the terminus ad quem on this one , guys .
It ’s a one in a million shot that makes a Porsche Panamera ( aka The Porschewagon ) look this hot . There ’s not a fertile guy anywhere near the thing , and the car looks downright at home with nature . The dude in Stuttgart are gon na love this shot for the Panamera Hybrid ’s new ad movement . And they ’re so rich ! allow ’s call it an even hundred - grand .
So this is just a start , but I ’ve got literally hundreds more photos . Sell them . Get money . And do n’t go out of business because then my supporter and I will have to talk to each other instead of competing to take pictures of particularlyironic garbage .
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