We know that you spent your Saturday dark watching Supershark on Syfy … right ? But just in character you leave out it , this absolutely stunning euphony video features the Supershark melodic theme song , a “ 1970 ’s Blaxploitation A-one hit ” by R&B Isaac Bashevis Singer Harvey Scales . And it compresses every neat moment from Supershark into two minutes and 32 seconds .
Actually , expect . It does n’t have John Schneider , as an evil oil exec , say “ I wish well I had a mustache to twirl . ” And it does n’t have Schneider quoting Sarah Palin , as a way of explicate why he was going to go ahead and loose more fin - walking , flying mega - sharks in the inevitable Supershark 2 . It also does n’t have the bikini - wearing nautical life scientist hero declare “ I ’m rich and single , ” after having accepted a payoff from Schneider ’s character .
On the other hand , the music video does feature a beauty queen trying to defend off Supershark using an umbrella , and then the Army guy announcing , “ It consume the Queen of the Beach . ” And the walk tank . And the eldritch conniption where the Army guy wire has statues of Confucius and Thomas Jefferson in his office . And the Army guy annunciate that the shark can vaporize , before conclude , “ That ’s bad . ”
If you pretermit this masterpiece of monsterology , you’re able to believably fake expertness after watching this short video . Plus you ’ll be hum the theme for the rest of the day .
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