Now that this interminable election bike has finallycome to an oddment , we can get back to business as common . Like gawk at this completely unsettling standing keyboard that nobody ask for .

But make poop nobody require for is absolutely on - brand for Matt Benedetto , a fashion designer who ’s built a following off of hisUnnecessary Inventionsbrainchild . As the name might suggest , the project ’s go out Benedetto designing and craft a bevy of freaky universe fromcrutches that double as pogo sticksto a phone case thatscrolls through your newsfeedsfor you .

This calendar week , he unveiled his latest unnecessary conception : a fully functionalstanding keyboardthat attend like some fiendish collab between Playmobil andSalad Fingers .

It jiggles! No keyboard should ever jiggle!

It jiggles! No keyboard should ever jiggle!Gif:Unnecessary Inventions

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you’re able to watch over the cursed creation unconscious process from start to finishhereon the project ’s YouTube channel if you ’re curious or , heaven forbid , you desire to make your own .

This abomination started out as a standard VicTsing mechanical play keyboard ( note : VicTsing shop the video recording ) that Benedetto then outfitted with all new , preposterously long keycaps map to its property . Each one is comprised of two parts : An 8 - column inch standing rod that attaches to the keyboard at one end and a received keycap that connects to the opposite last .

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He then 3 - 500 publish these pieces using polymer rosin and voila ! Jiggly nightmare fuel ( seriously , that jiggling is the most unsettling part for me ; keyboards were never meant to joggle ! )

really gather each of the keycaps and attaching them to the keyboard took longer than anticipated , Benedetto tell in the video . But he seemed happy with the end result , especially with how you may still see the keyboard ’s built - in light-emitting diode lights through the resin .

“ frankly , this affair is somewhat ergonomic for standing , ” he mark .

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

With the pandemic keeping many of us stuckworking from home , I ’ll acknowledge it ’s made me hyper - aware of everything wrong with my carriage . I suppose that I ’m happy some folks are finding creative solutions to this problem , but please , near God , permit me unsee it .

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