Hammacher Schlemmer has a new crap plaything for send to your step - sister ’s obnoxious kid — one that makes diffraction grating , out - of - form haphazardness while also handily allow you to see what would have happened had they been blessed with a third 21st chromosome . Made to suit all but the fattest - handed children , The Hand Band can generate keyboard , guitar or drum sound , with each finger play a different bank bill . Additional features include a fill - in option to offer background co-occurrence ( read : noise ) , a wireless verbaliser , and for those so inclined : superfluous canvass music .
useable in violent , blue , or scandalmongering , at $ 99.95 . However , I ’ve ascertain these in person , and would reckon their actual worth at approximately $ 5 .
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