Earlier today , we have a beautifully crafted , oh so mysterious , ceramic hand here at Gizmodo HQ . Who could it be from ? What does it mean ? Where does the website on the carte du jour take you ? Who has the answer ? We do ! But we ’re certain as hell not fit to tell you , ’cause fuck those hombre .
Apparently , some government agency thought they ’d pique our interest with this little stunt — and they did ! Though we be intimate you ’re probably curious what the stunt was for , trust us — it ’s not worth it .
But hey , check out that hand . It looks like it number directly out of some old - timey funfair ! And the accompanying billet even arrogate it ’s an original [ REDACTED ] from the founder ’s [ REDACTED ] [ REDACTED ] [ REDACTED ] .
The weird matter , though , is that the website on the lineup , [ REDACTED].com , is almost totally derisory . Obviously the [ REDACTED ] and the hand are connected , but what does it all mean ?
Take your plectrum :
There is a terrible rideshare / date / anon. electronic messaging / dogecoin app coming out that you do n’t need or need .
Someone made another godforsaken artistic creation labor that is “ powered by tweet . ”
A recent resume revealed that millennials have block what it ’s like to know the touch of another man .
Or , most likely of all :
Some advert government agency just wasted a whole portion of money ship out faux - older ceramic hand to reporters .
If you ’re still curious to feel out more : Go outdoors and attempt to block this ever happened .
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